{"product_id":"holy-shit-youre-retired-card","title":"Holy Shit You're Retired Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur Holy Shit cards are our most popular and some of the earliest cards we designed! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWow, have they finally retired?! It's about time! Show how happy, while shocked you are with this funny retirement congrats card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Our cards are letterpress printed by hand, one-by-one in Chicago, IL EVERY week, on antique letterpress machines from the 1960’s! \u003cbr\u003e• Expertly pantone color-matched rubber ink letterpress printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper.\u003cbr\u003e• Business logo and info printed on bottom back of card.\u003cbr\u003e• 4.25” x 5.5” size with coordinating envelope and protective sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Steel Petal Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8176754229345,"sku":"HS016","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0270\/4535\/products\/HS016-Retired.jpg?v=1650740358","url":"https:\/\/www.steelpetalpress.com\/products\/holy-shit-youre-retired-card","provider":"Steel Petal Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}