{"product_id":"no-pressure-baby-card","title":"No Pressure Baby Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eNew parents, yikes! Hopefully they don't fuck it up and hopefully they find this jab at being a new parent as hilarious as we do!\u003cbr\u003eReleased in Spring 2017\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard reads: \"It's now your responsibility to raise a human, don't fuck it up\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Our cards are letterpress printed by hand, one-by-one in Chicago, IL EVERY week, on antique letterpress machines from the 1960’s! \u003cbr\u003e• Expertly pantone color-matched rubber ink letterpress printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper.\u003cbr\u003e• Business logo and info printed on bottom back of card.\u003cbr\u003e• 4.25” x 5.5” size with coordinating envelope and protective sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Steel Petal Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":33101298369,"sku":"SC121","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0270\/4535\/products\/No_Pressure_3.jpeg?v=1599700229","url":"https:\/\/www.steelpetalpress.com\/products\/no-pressure-baby-card","provider":"Steel Petal Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}