Card from Guttersnipe Press.

Hope your birthday is Inconceivable! Don’t fall prey to any of the classic blunders: land wars in Asia, going against Sicilians when death is on the line, and most importantly forgetting to buy this card! A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on french paper co. Card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope. Blank Inside.
Made in United States of America