For when your holiday spirit comes with a shot of sarcasm (and maybe whiskey). This bold letterpress card says what everyone’s actually thinking — but with style. It’s the perfect mix of festive and foul-mouthed for friends who appreciate a little holiday spice. Perfect for your funniest friends, snarky siblings or coworkers with an edge.
Released in July 2025

• Our cards are letterpress printed by hand, one-by-one in Chicago, IL EVERY week, on antique letterpress machines from the 1960’s!
• Expertly Pantone color-matched rubber ink letterpress printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper.
• Business logo and info printed on bottom back of card.
• 4.25” x 5.5” size with coordinating envelope and protective sleeve
• Available as a single card or boxed set of 6