New parents, yikes! Hopefully they don't fuck it up and hopefully they find this jab at being a new parent as hilarious as we do!
Released in Spring 2017

Card reads: "It's now your responsibility to raise a human, don't fuck it up"

• Our cards are letterpress printed by hand, one-by-one in Chicago, IL EVERY week, on antique letterpress machines from the 1960’s! 
• Expertly pantone color-matched rubber ink letterpress printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper.
• Business logo and info printed on bottom back of card.
• 4.25” x 5.5” size with coordinating envelope and protective sleeve